Instable is not a stablecoin
It just happens to be priced at $1 — by design, delusion, or divine comedy. Part art, part disorder, part decentralized hysteria. We’re not trying to change the world. We’re trying to laugh at it, destabilize it, and build a cult around the chaos.
Whether you're a degenerate, an idealist, or just clinically curious, Instable invites you to lock your sanity and dive into something gloriously unpredictable
«Built on Solana. Powered by dysfunction.»
DEX launch
ROAD MAP
Token price: $1. Stability: none. Instable is born not with a whitepaper, but with a nervous twitch and a single fixed price. It’s not pegged — it’s pretending.
Accredited madness
Accredited capital meets diagnosed chaos, After DEX launch, select angels and funds are admitted into the Instable ecosystem. Not as investors — but as test subjects. They’ll receive vested access, limited influence, and full immersion into the absurd.
Liquidity Lock Ritual (promo)
Farm like it’s a religious experience. A limited-time chaos campaign: lock your liquidity for x3/x6/x9 returns in INST. No refunds. No regrets. Just instability at scale.
Instabilization day
CEX listing + collective livestream therapy. The day Instable hits centralized exchanges. Expect NFT airdrops, token unlocks, community rituals, and a public emotional breakdown live on camera.
Digital and physical goods breakdown
6.666 schizophrenic art pieces of in NFTs, gamification release and merch for mentally minted members of DAO and NFT holders.
Instable Foundation launch
A $100,000 grant fund for the insane, inspired, and institutionworthy.We support unhinged Web3 ideas — no decks, no investors, just symptoms.
TOKENOMICS
Сommunity ecosystem
Airdrops, NFT utility, DAO rituals, meme incentives, shared hysteria.
50%
“Designed during a group hallucination. Audited by no one. Feels right.”
CEX liquidity reserves
For post-listing stability injections and ritual market-making.
15%
No burning
No inflation. Just perfectly contained chaos. Total supply: 66,666,666,666 INST
Allocation
Instable foundation grants
15%
$100K+ in funding for the most dangerously creative Web3 projects.
Promo lock campaign
Early liquidity farming with x3/x6/x9 multipliers. One-time-only madness.
10%
10%
Core team (1 year)
We’re locked in here with you — both financially and emotionally.
Team
We’re not a team. We’re a shared condition
Doctor DeFi
Chief Instability Economist - Institutionalized after the 2021 bull run. Prescribes volatility. Still thinks SBF was misunderstood.
Nurse Liquidity
Head of Lock Strategy - Makes your USDC feel nervous. Specializes in permanent positions and temporary sanity.
Patient 0xDeadface
CTO (Code-Torture Officer) - Writes smart contracts in a straightjacket. Hasn't blinked since mainnet. Dreams in Rust.
Meme Director & Market Trauma Survivor - Rugged nine times. Laughed every time. Built a meme empire from the ashes of scams.
Uncle Rug
